You know you're a scuba diver when...

[firefightermedicdiver]

You plan your next dive vacation ON a dive vacation

 

[bowlofpetunias]

You plan your next dive vacation ON a dive vacation

:scorned: doesn't everybody? :dropmouth:

 

[Cerebral_Origami]

Phunny bowlofpetunia's. What was funny was the next day I went back, and they were gone! LDS probably "sold" them to somebody as a new form of thermal undergarment for drysuit!

Actually panty hose make WETsuits go on easier. (Especially if you have one of the old rubber 2s)

 

[fencingfish]

Actually panty hose make WETsuits go on easier. (Especially if you have one of the old rubber 2s)

...when your male dive buddy understands that you need to stop at Kmart on the way to the dive site to pick up a new pair of pantyhose.

I usually wear pantyhose under my wetsuit. Especially if you're pulling on a wet, salty wetsuit, the nylon on neoprene makes the suit glide right on.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

You know you are a scuba diver when you think this is the funniest one liner you have heard all week

"You're too old to dive when they put you in a box. Even then, you're not too old, you're just incapable" - K Barrick

 

[Misa]

when...you have perfect trim + frog kick.

 

[kjack_1]

.....when you buy a new dive knife so you can carve your Halloween pumpkin on your next dive.

.....when you go to the sports store and ask the salesman if he has any neutral bouyancy golf clubs so you could play a few rounds underwater.

.....you become depressed when the city/town declares a snow emergency which means you can't get out to the dive site.

.....you've bought a snow-shovel that's only to be used to clear the snow off the ice so you can cut a hole in said ice and go diving.

.....when you're on your way to work and realize that you mistakenly took the road to the dive site so you use your cell phone to call your boss and tell him you're taking a dive day.

.....when you tell your wife you're going to squeeze in one more dive and she doesn't see you again for 3 days.....and gets upset because you didn't take her.

 

[ScubaSam]

...when you slowly acquire "stuff", ie: a tarp, a folding outdoor chair, a portable tool table, a canopy, cooler, tent, sleeping bag, a grill, etc,

 

[krulle]

... you put on your dive-mask to cut onions.

 

[Froid]

On your Anniversary, you give your wife the option of tune up pool time before your dive trip or dinner at a nice restaurant. She picks the pool dive.