You take your kids to visit gramps in the nursing home and they look at his oxygen mask and ask if he's doing deco.
You know you're a scuba diver when...
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...When you can't find your spouse in a crowded room and you spin around once looking at eye level and then catch yourself spinning around again looking up at the ceiling.
... When you want to buy neoprene seat covers for your Jeep so it will always smell like diving.
... When you get a vanity tag that say MERMD
...When people at the fast food joint look at you funny, and it's only when the cashier asks if you have been diving that you realize you are still wearing your wetsuit.
...When every time you burp out loud you refer to it as dropping a letter group.
...When you start using the Wii Endless Ocean game to teach your kids underwater Navigation and how NOT to surface or configure your gear
...When you sigh fondly when selling your old car when the new buyer wants to know how you got a small round dent pointing OUT of the trunk area. (took a curve to fast with a tank in the back)
... When you want to buy neoprene seat covers for your Jeep so it will always smell like diving.
... When you get a vanity tag that say MERMD
...When people at the fast food joint look at you funny, and it's only when the cashier asks if you have been diving that you realize you are still wearing your wetsuit.
...When every time you burp out loud you refer to it as dropping a letter group.
...When you start using the Wii Endless Ocean game to teach your kids underwater Navigation and how NOT to surface or configure your gear
...When you sigh fondly when selling your old car when the new buyer wants to know how you got a small round dent pointing OUT of the trunk area. (took a curve to fast with a tank in the back)
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When you put on your mask and snorkel and wetsuit to clean the fish tanks - you know so you can go in for a closer look 
When you get a personalized license plate that says DIVNDVA
When you get a personalized license plate that says DIVNDVA
When you can actually think up something to post in this thread.
When you think an hour spent above water is .... a WASTE
When the best present you can think of receiving or giving comes from a dive shop!
When the first day back at school,(I'm the teacher) is the first flat seas day and you get 5 calls from the guys on the boat by 8am offering to hold it if I just come right Now!...... And you seriously think of claiming H1N1 to get out there.......
When your default page is windguru.com
When your kid says, "Mom, nice new drysuit! Hey Wait!!! Was that from my new car money???"
When your default page is windguru.com
When your kid says, "Mom, nice new drysuit! Hey Wait!!! Was that from my new car money???"
SeahorseDeb
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....when you stop by the LDS to change out of your work clothes on the way to a dive. The next day (ladies) you realize you can't find your lacy pantyhose and they must be at the LDS.
You realize you were in such a hurry to get wet you forgot you were wearing the lacy pantyhose!
SeahorseDeb
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Phunny bowlofpetunia's. What was funny was the next day I went back, and they were gone! LDS probably "sold" them to somebody as a new form of thermal undergarment for drysuit!
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