You know you're a scuba diver when...

[dive-class101]

You know you are a scuba diver when...

You help your mate plan his wedding...
*Around his Dive...
*With the grooms side being a "wet area" and the brides being a "dry area"
*Figuring how quick he can get into his suit after saying I do..
*Trying to find a boat i can drive and make a quick get away in...

YES... I'm actually planning this wedding... I'm the bridesmaid-best man combo but dammit i'm doing the dive

 

[mdmbike to scuba]

Hey I'm doing the same thing in OCT Nice.....Wedding and diving got love it.....

 

[ClayJar]

...you see this video and think:

• That would be such a cool wreck.
• I wonder how deep the water is there?
• Is that thing ever going to sink?
• Oh, well, you know they'll just salvage it right away, anyway.
• Too bad I wasn't there -- I'd love to work that salvage dive.

(Don't give up before getting past the four-minute mark in the video.)

 

[Debay777]

can you imagine the tow fee that boater could charge for tieing off to that plane?? he could go buy his own yacht!! not to mention he had to cut a perfectly good rope. yeah, i know of some people in my area that would have charged him out the yang for that.

 

[diverdown13]

When your retainer (from my braces)
kind of smells like chlorine from pool nights..
(yeah, its pretty gross, I know)

 

[dive-class101]

When you take on the like worst job in the world just so you can afford to get your own tanks. (When i say worst I mean cleaning a budget motel.... )

 

[hazmatmess]

Ouch!!! And I thought my job was bad......

You want to cook lobster for dinner to impress some one, so you call up a buddy and you go bug hunting instead of just buying it....

 

[ThatsSomeBadHatHarry]

if you refer to your weekend days as "Saturdive and Sundive" without even noticing.

 

[hazmatmess]

you are too "sick" to goto work, church, a family function..... But you are never too "sick" to go diving.

 

[ohmdiver]

You buy a mask and snorkle kit for your yet unborn niece or nephew