You know you're a scuba diver when...

[seadoggirl]

When you refuse to go out with a perfectly nice, good looking guy because he doesn't dive.

When your parents and friends tell you the guy you are dating is a loser and you justify it by saying "but he is a Dive Boat Captain!"

 

[seadoggirl]

When you hear that a diver has a "non-diver" spouse and your response is "I'm sorry".

 

[venturediver]

When the words "bottom time", "penetration", and "max operating depth", don't excite you sexually, but make you really want to go dive somewhere.

 

[calscubagirl]

when you use the "ok" hand signal on land ALL THE TIME.

Hey I was going to say that, lol.

 

[cold_H2O_diver]

...you describe every ship as a "temporarily floating dive site".

 

[Crawl79]

When you only except job offers near the water and tell your boss you will make arrangements for a dive or two after completion of the job, which really means I need a week of diving to be happy about spending a month or two working on a boat away from family and friends.

 

[rockymtndiver]

...when you turn the propane tank valve on the BBQ back 1/4 turn

 

[Divingcleo]

Just looking to have a little fun. Please complete the following phrase, You know you're a scuba diver when...

all your trips get dominated with scuba diving

 

[hugedodge2000]

when your girlfriend/wifes mom tells your girlfriend/wife that you are gonna leave her for scuba diving. My girls mom told my girl i'm cheating on her with scuba.....let the bubbles floooooow....haha

 

[DudleyNMU]

You know what a whip is and its not about bondage..