You Know you're a DIY Diver When

[mike_s]

If you've ever made a underwater breathing aparatus for a family pet.

 

[ItsBruce]

When you don't mind going shopping with your wife, because you never know what you'll find that could be used for diving.

 

[stiebs]

your save-a-dive kit is bigger than your gear bag

 

[Dectek]

You realize that you can tumble an air tank by shoving one end into the cloths dryer..holding it in place with 3 pillows and a beach towel and use a pocket screwdriver to activate the door switch.
PS....use the fluff/air dry setting.

 

[426Scuba]

When you spend more on tools to make your project than it costs to buy what your making.

 

[Hop Devil]

when you blow up air mattresse's with your pony bottle and buy bungie cord by the roll.

 

[Dave Zimmerly]

You realize that your kitchen serves a better function as a workshop and not having a stove really clears up some space for another work table.

Dave (aka "Squirt)

 

[Supernal]

when the divorce papers arrive.

 

[icantdive55]

When you get mad at your wife for throwing away a perfectly good Clorox bottle. She knows you cut sections out and use them for a writing slate that is form fitted to your arm.

 

[dumpsterDiver]

You realize that you can tumble an air tank by shoving one end into the cloths dryer..holding it in place with 3 pillows and a beach towel and use a pocket screwdriver to activate the door switch.
PS....use the fluff/air dry setting.

I swear that is the best idea that I've heard in a month. The bearings are shot anyway!