You know you're a diver ADDICT when....

[rmannix]

You and spouse are planning getting pregnant around the "off-season" then realize there isnt one and put kids off another year...(or so...)

I regret not ever having children.

When I'm mowing the yard.

 

[PuyallupCoug]

Ditto

Same here

 

[alexp206]

Your car is in the shop so you stare at your motorcycle, trying to figure out a way to carry all your gear and tanks...

 

[Oxy]

Honest, I was on my way to a meeting and somehow this shorty & fins ended up coming home with me. I didn't have money so I got my gf to use her card
.
well yes I do have a pair of fins already!
what do you mean I don't need two pair? what if I lose one?
The shorty? it's gonna get hot some day!

 

[prskate2]

You aren't studying for your finals and are reading this thread...

 

[Oxy]

You aren't studying for your finals and are reading this thread...

 

[mudchick]

....when you put on a respirator to do some spray painting only to realize that you've changed your breathing pattern and aren't breathing through your nose.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

(I ride a motorcycle): I give the "help needed" surfacing diver's wave-a-fist-overhead signal in a self-service petrol filling if the counter staff is slow in switching the petrol on at the pump that I am at.

 

[jupitermermaid]

When you think of selling your house and becoming homeless. That way you can live under the bridge where you do all your shore diving anyway.

 

[Flfiremedic]

Your wife refers to you as a Dive Bum and you thank her.