You Know You are a Diver When....

[maged_mmh]

You found another use for KY Jelly.

You can spot divers by:

• Funny tan lines
• Big watch
• Says "Huh?" a lot
• Bad car suspension
• Scars from fish bites
• Expertise with anti-histamines

 

[Doc]

when you go to the local hardware store and accidentally call it a dive shop....

Or... when you go to the dive shop and refer to it as a hardware store.

... and the wife knows what you are talking about.

 

[scubadada]

Keeping speadsheets containing information on various computers NDL profiles so that you can compare their decompression algorithems.

Good diving, Craig

 

[Tim GGD]

When your dive gear exceeds the value of your vehicle(s


hey thats me

 

[scubadada]

Considering having a bottle of 500 PSI Stink Guard in the shower for you, not your diving gear

Good diving, Craig

 

[MaxBottomtime]

My compass is worth more than my truck.

 

[NorthWoodsDiver]

oh and for me its when you would rather buy a rebreather (or a compressor w/ cascades, or a pair of uv26 scooters, or and underwater hd video system) than have a s*x life or a girlfriend.

 

[jupitermermaid]

What's a s*x life? I gave that up when I started diving. It's more satisfying and I stay wet longer.....

 

[DaleC]

What's a s*x life? I gave that up when I started diving. It's more satisfying and I stay wet longer.....

You just haven't met the right guy yet

You keep secrets from your wife (gear reciepts) and even her friends agree it's the right thing to do.

 

[mongodives]

Divegear is the first thing you pack for a business trip.