You Know You are a Diver When....

[Fly Girl]

You buy your toothpaste based on what is the best kind to clean out a new mask.

(so, everyone else, please add to the thought, you know you are a diver when....)

 

[Guba]

when travel time (to a dive destination) divided by total time underwater is 5:1....and you're still happy about it!

 

[Tim GGD]

Guba, love that dive flag!!!!!!

 

[barkeep]

When diving is not possible you fill the tub and put on mask and snorkel

 

[MaxBottomtime]

You do the Valsalva maneuver in an elevator.

The words "crotch strap" don't make you cringe.

You proudly display items that would normally be found in a junkyard.

You talk about peeing on yourself and aren't embarrassed.

Most of the books on your shelf are in Latin.

You get excited when you can see for twenty feet.

Your favorite color is black.

You get that same feeling when you receive a Performance Diver catalogue as you did when you were a kid looking in a toy store.

You think nothing of strapping a hundred pounds of gear on your back and hiking to the water, yet wouldn't think of backpacking with a pack heavier than 35 pounds.

You found another use for KY Jelly.

You use terms like zipper lube.

http://www.scubaboard.com/forums/basic-scuba-discussions/233842-you-know-youre-diver-addict-when.html

 

[ZzzKing]

You buy your toothpaste based on what is the best kind to clean out a new mask.

(so, everyone else, please add to the thought, you know you are a diver when....)

Yeah but I NEVER have my teeth fog up now.

 

[Tim GGD]

you wake up in the morning & put on your wetsuit

 

[Queen]

The smell of wet neoprene is a turn on.

 

[TheMadDane]

ooldive::biggrin3:

You do the Valsalva maneuver in an elevator.

The words "crotch strap" don't make you cringe.

You proudly display items that would normally be found in a junkyard.

You talk about peeing on yourself and aren't embarrassed.

Most of the books on your shelf are in Latin.

You get excited when you can see for twenty feet.

Your favorite color is black.

You get that same feeling when you receive a Performance Diver catalogue as you did when you were a kid looking in a toy store.

You think nothing of strapping a hundred pounds of gear on your back and hiking to the water, yet wouldn't think of backpacking with a pack heavier than 35 pounds.

You found another use for KY Jelly.

You use terms like zipper lube.

http://www.scubaboard.com/forums/basic-scuba-discussions/233842-you-know-youre-diver-addict-when.html

ooldive: :biggrin3:

 

[RJP]

You Know You are a Diver When...

Your wife wants to go on a cruise ship...

...and all you can think of is how much nicer it would look on the BOTTOM!