Where's Moonie ?

[Lil' Irish Temper]

:11:

that means i'll get skipped!

and this is fair HOW???

where do i go to complain?

You don't get him till Oct 6, so that gives him 2 weeks of terrorizing the hillsides of Europe before he needs to be with you.

And I want to see a picture of him on your table in the court room while you are arguing a case

 

[dlndavid]

I'm picturing cousin Vinnie here...
Judge: What is that?
Andy: My SCUBA club's travelling gnome.
Judge: I can see that, but why is he mooning me?
Andy: I'm sorry your honor, I'll cover his butt.
Judge: The next time you walk in to my courtroom, I want the gnome's butt covered.
Andy: Yes sir, I mean yes your honor.

 

[mike_s]

I'm picturing cousin Vinnie here...
Judge: What is that?
Andy: My SCUBA club's travelling gnome.
Judge: I can see that, but why is he mooning me?
Andy: I'm sorry your honor, I'll cover his butt.
Judge: The next time you walk in to my courtroom, I want the gnome's butt covered.
Andy: Yes sir, I mean yes your honor.

Judge: What is that?
Andy: My SCUBA club's travelling gnome.
Judge: I can see that, but why is he mooning me?
Andy: He's not just mooning you. He's mooing all ute's.
Judge: Ute? what's a Ute?
Andy: you know... "Ute's"



(sorry...... those who have seen the movie several times will know what
a Ute's is.... thought I have no clue how to spell it besides this way.)

 

[dlndavid]

It was two utes.

 

[gitterdun]

:rofl2: :lol:

 

[H2Andy]

everybody's having such a wonderful time... swell


and you're all still Bogarting the gnome

 

[Foo]

Gnomus envy?

 

[H2Andy]

Judge: What is that thing doing in my courtroom?

H2Andy: Sorry, your honor... that's Dlndavid, visiting from California. has a bit of an acne problem

Judge: Not him! That thing on the table, with no breeches on.

 

[crpntr133]

H2Andy: Sorry, your honor... that's Dlndavid, visiting from California. has a bit of an acne problem

Shouldn't that be RAISIN BOY?!!

 

[SuPrBuGmAn]

USPS is the only one bogart'n the gnome now