It has little or none of your criteria, and as far as scouting out a place to take the children... it is once again, hands down, AKR. I am not sure if RHR can accept 10 guests (2 at a time in rooms)... but you would "

wn" the resort. Kids and non-divers would be suicidal in 23.7 hours.
Once again, in regards to the fabled "West End". It just aint such a big deal. Arguably the single best restaurant on the island is but 20 minutes West of Oak Ridge (RHR) called "The View"
There are two other superior choices on the island, they are "Garden of Eatin" (Chineese-Cuban) and The Argentine Grille, both on the West End.
Many US Divers go and wind up eating at Romeos or Geos. Olive Garden South I & II.
The West End is the "WallMart" of Roatan. Go there and buy Guatemalan imported crafts at what they know are inflated prices but what may seem inexpensive to us.
You can also shop in Coxen hole with some success. Funny thing, though- not much shopping on Roatan, really. Cigars are way overpriced!
Best bets? Hot Sauce, Flor de Cana Rum (all 7 varieties), Coffee, Cianmom sicks, Vanilla Extract. Bigger budgets: exotic or plain wooden furniture... they are true masters!
At CCV they bring in what amounts to a "jurried" vendor's show, every day, some artisan appears to sell their craftwork. They do entertain some
exclusive and worthy presentors- and you never miss a dive. See beautiful black coral jewelry, hand made art glass, embroidery to envy, batik wraps, magnificient shell collections, artwork by some local school children... and yes- they do have one day for a Guatemalan family to bring in some of the better imported stuff.
Unless you like to drink in "social" settings, the much vaunted West End is just the tip of the island that gets to see the last speck of sunset. Not much more.