What to do with short hoses?

[pacificgal]

Deep South Divers, you crack me up. Thanks for the chuckle tonight

 

[Deep South Divers]

Wrap one up in a blanket, put it in a basket and place it on your neighbor's doorstep. Ring the doorbell and run like hell.

 

[kathydee]

Plant them in the backyard... Grow 7-footers.

Best idea yet

But if you forget to harvest you might end up with a 9 footer!

 

[Deep South Divers]

Return them to Wal-Mart. They'll take anything back.

 

[kathydee]

Wrap one up in a blanket, put it in a basket and place it on your neighbor's doorstep. Ring the doorbell and run like hell.

I think I'm gonna try this one!! Hey Ben, Don, Mike G. You better watch out!!

 

[Deep South Divers]

Next time you go to a really nice restaurant, put one in the toilet tank, with one end hanging out.

Makes 'em wonder.

 

[Deep South Divers]

Mount one on a plaque and give it to someone as a gift - the "hoser" award.

I don't know exactly what that means - ask a Canadian.

 

[Deep South Divers]

Two words for summer 2010 fashion: "Hose bikini."

 

[Deep South Divers]

Tie it in a knot and leave it on your desk at work. When someone picks it up, scream at them, "Don't touch my woobie!"

 

[Peter_C]

Deep South Divers are you trying to up your post count or something?

They are funny, but why so many posts?