They stand perfectly if used properly, send them off early and keep enough tension or weight on them. I don’t like them as you need weight on them. But they definitely work. It’s like any bit of gear, practice in ideal conditions and see what depth suits the smb. I understand what you’re saying that a small SMB is easier to handle and more than adequate In most conditions. And of course the height of the boatman out of the water that’s looking for an SMB helps. We do a lot of diving from RIBs the boat man is literally standing on the surface.You're really missing the point. A large SMB is easier to see than a small one if both are standing up vertically. In practice we have found that the large ones don't actually stand up as well because it's awkward to maintain sufficient tension on the line during deco stops, or the wind knocks them over, or divers launch them without enough inflation gas to keep them rigid.