10 ~ Its the last day of your GUE class and you want out of purgatory.
9 ~ You are a tall Texan and the ditch you dive is only 5 feet deep.
8 ~ You dive in boat infested waters and want the tank to be struck first.
7 ~ Maybe someone will think you are GI3 finally diving the quarry.
6 ~ Maybe someone will think you are Uncle Pug.
5 ~ You are diving with Net Doc and you want to make him turn green with envy.
4 ~ Because you can and they cant.
3 ~ Manatees do it but wish they had tanks.
2 ~ You cant stand to say goodbye to the underwater world.
And the number one reason for a horizontal ascent:
1 ~ You didnt mean too but you dropped your knife and as you were watching it disappear you popped to the surface prone after losing so much weight from your leg.
9 ~ You are a tall Texan and the ditch you dive is only 5 feet deep.
8 ~ You dive in boat infested waters and want the tank to be struck first.
7 ~ Maybe someone will think you are GI3 finally diving the quarry.
6 ~ Maybe someone will think you are Uncle Pug.
5 ~ You are diving with Net Doc and you want to make him turn green with envy.
4 ~ Because you can and they cant.
3 ~ Manatees do it but wish they had tanks.
2 ~ You cant stand to say goodbye to the underwater world.
And the number one reason for a horizontal ascent:
1 ~ You didnt mean too but you dropped your knife and as you were watching it disappear you popped to the surface prone after losing so much weight from your leg.