OK, if you have watched every episode, how many were there? I set my dvr to record all of them when the re-runs started, and I have grand total of 5 until the "winner" was announced.
I erased them as I watched them, I read where there were 13 in total. Seemed like less, but so many repetitive images blurred the count. There were
entire episodes where literally
nothing happened or progressed, even under-water. One episode seemed to be a re-edit of a previous show.
One of the latter episodes entirely revolved around the hoped-for "you're off the island" ceremony which you would expect to have occurred u/w. The island dancers could have waded around and turned off the air of those deemed un-ultimate worthy.
That would have been some good TV.
I feel like I must have missed a bunch somewhere, did I?
Yeah, me too, but maybe we didn't miss anything. It was about as disjointed as the Flash Gordon serials of the 1950's.
There was potential. If there was even a hint of explanation as to the "rescue drills", it might have made a good enticement for wannabe noobs. Instead, without any rhyme or reason, the uninitiated were shown divers tossing throw bags at hula-hoops, then they apparently had to find a "victim" and bring them to safety after finding a disconnected BC inflator hose. For most members of SCUBABoard and anyone that had read-up on Rescue Diver, you could see what they were trying to demonstrate. For anyone else, it looked like a series of odd games.
I sat there and really hoped and tried to make some sense of it all. Even when my wife walked away after the first episode, I still watched them all (on the VS television channel) and hoped they would establish some thread of comprehension to explain to eager non-yet-divers why this was fun and what the heck was going on.
I like that diving is on TV, but I much preferred the last goofy (yet similar) attempt when Al Giddings put
pneumatic blonde Victoria Secret type goddesses in tight rubber suits and took them for dips around the planet's Oceans.
Take a hint when ordering up the costume for the next UDC Hostess.
Then, you'll have something.