This thread has given me great entertainment on a dreary, cold Sunday afternoon, so thanks for that lol
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I just want to throw in my two cents as a new diver who likes to people watch and observe (especially on dive boats!) - I think most regular divers are very curious, adventurous human beings who are usually of above-average intelligence. Sometimes this above-average intelligence mixed with a natural inclination to learn more / do more creates a perfect storm of what can only be described as earnest ignorance, which is both ironic and unfortunate. I think Bob was spot on when he kindly referenced the "50 dive expert" concept ... as new divers we're really eager to be "real" divers and feel comfortable in a niche sport, and sometimes especially eager new divers will overcompensate for this by completely talking out of their ass. I wish more new divers were comfortable saying, "I'm new and I don't know a lot yet" because hey, that's okay! More than okay, actually; it's expected.
My husband and I just went on our first diving vacation and we met and made friends with quite a few different divers, and all of them were open and receptive when we said we just got OW certified this past summer and were total newbies. In fact, they welcomed our questions and gave us a lot of good pointers that we may have not gotten if we had been too busy trying to prove that we knew more than the average beginner. A perfect example is this - it was our first boat dive, so when the DM told me to do a giant stride off the back of the boat I quickly said, "Sorry, I've never done this except into a pool in open water training ... can you walk me through how to do it again?" He had no problem with it, I did it just fine that first day and for the rest of the week, and everything was great. This was in stark contrast to the guy following me into the water who had all of his own, very expensive gear and an elitist air about him as a know-it-all diver who only wanted to talk to the DMs and experienced divers ... and who then proceeded to do clumsy belly flops into the water on every dive because he has apparently never mastered the giant stride. :shocked2: It became apparent throughout the week that he wasn't nearly as skilled as he talked himself up to be but he desperately
wanted to be, and that's a recipe for, well, belly flops into the water! In all seriousness, he was a smart guy who had probably excelled in his OW class and had read all there is to read and yet he still didn't have the humility to say, "Can you help me figure out how to do a proper giant stride?" to anyone along the way. In fact, I have a suspicion that if someone had tried to correct him, he wouldn't have been too receptive ... which has been seen in this thread as well.
In short, the only way you get to know what you're talking about is to (1) dive more, (2) train more, and most importantly - (3) listen more.