scubaleg
Contributor
Top 10 Reasons to go to work naked:
10. Your boss is always yelling, "I want to see your a** in here by 8AM!"
9. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
8. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in human resources.
7. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
6. Stops those creepy guys in marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. Your wardrobe doesn't conform to the dress code.
4. Add in some upbeat music, and you can now add Exotic Dancer to your already exaggerated resume'.
3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
2. No one ever steals your chair .....
and, the NUMBER ONE reason to go to work naked . . .
You want to see if it is like the dream!
10. Your boss is always yelling, "I want to see your a** in here by 8AM!"
9. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
8. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in human resources.
7. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
6. Stops those creepy guys in marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. Your wardrobe doesn't conform to the dress code.
4. Add in some upbeat music, and you can now add Exotic Dancer to your already exaggerated resume'.
3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
2. No one ever steals your chair .....
and, the NUMBER ONE reason to go to work naked . . .
You want to see if it is like the dream!