The sun is always shining in my little world...

[The Chairman]

How IS your cousin, anyway??? I haven't seen her since ya'll met at the family reunion.

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[Texass]

Actually she aint had no problems once she got done teethin. Dang that was rough, I couldn't get her to do none of her chores right. Always whimperin & whinin like she thought she was one of them thar Canadian menfolk. But she's real happy now, specially as the little uns finally got hitched. We was worried, Hell the girl was awready talkin full sentences for our boy come to his senses. It jus weren't right.

Howr the mooses?

 

[The Chairman]

You must be talkin' to Ontario DIver... No moose down here, just them cute Gator Chicks, and oh yeah, them Tallahassee Lassies can look good too!!! You know, they're from Florida's first Girl's University, FSU; where the women are women and the men are too...

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[Ontario Diver]

It took a while to return to this board...
(right purdy day, out rassil'n a Polar bear, meaner than a ornery texas longhorn on a hot day.)

I was incredibly impressed by the dry wit and humour of the denizens of the Lone Star state.
(Yee Haw, Pardn'rs, I laughed so hard my gun belt fell off and shot me a hole through my brand new stetson)

I would be heartily impressed and honoured to venture into the raging deeps with any of you worthy gentlemen.
(Damnation, y'all funnier that a three legged, long tailled cat in a room full of rockin chairs durin a Aggie vs UT football game. You good'ol boys spike a pig, pick a stock tank and me, I'll bring the Lone Stars)

I must adjorn now to a place of respite as I was becoming teary eyed at the lack of fine beverages and the attractions of an amourious rumigant.
(Well, boy I'm off the local water'n hole. Did me a little whimper'n and whin'n when they ran out of beer and it became dryer than North Texas summer. Luck'ly me and the moose gots some good snugglin in till the bud truck showed up.)

I look forward to experiencing your friendship again.
(Y'all come back now, y'hear)

 

[TexasMike]

ROFL!

Ontie...that post just earned you a TSDT t-shirt from our Halloween Dive. I'll get your address after I get them printed up.

 

[The Chairman]

Ontie,

YOU made MY day with that one... too cool!

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[Texass]

I was only funnin. It never crossed my mind that y'all didn't even have a moose ta hug up with.

Since your a diver that makes y'all family in my book and I still got one daughter left - well I will in a few months. The in-laws aint divers (Momma never did much care fer all the sand) but I'm sure we can bring em round. Specially once I tell her how you got nuthin but strangers to pick from in yer parts.

 

[scubadweeb]

You sure you aint from 'round these parts?! That's some of the best translatin' I've ever heard!

 

[Ontario Diver]

All Stallion no filly here.

Spent alot of time in Austin and some in Dallas. Lots of friends in both towns. (Some divers now too!)

So y'all ken know'd that I pulled on many a Lone Star an et a lot o' Tex-Mex, deep in the heart of Texas.

(And in Austin....they all call me Mister )

 

[Iguana Don]

With qualifications like those.....we'll just have to call you.....

Folks

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