I currently believe that a new diver first-time dive computer buyer trying to research their options is already getting an overwhelming amount TMI TL;DR. Advising them to read up on mostly undocumented "black box" algorithms is just adding more confusion, especially since -- as always with the Intertubes, much of what they're going to find is provably incorrect FUD. That's opposite of helpful.
Straight answer is not that hard: DSAT, read Oceanic, is known to give consistently longer NDLs than "everybody else". Various "RGBM" flavours, that's 75% of low-end DCs, are known to penalize for fast ascents and short safety stops. Nobody can tell you how either of those will affect you until you spend some time diving them. That's all there is to know this side of "Deco for Divers". Why not just say that?
Other than that I don't think we disagree about anything, no.