DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CUT YOUR FINGER OFF!
DO NOT TRY TO SPLIT FROZEN HAMBURGER PATTIES WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE!
DO NOT TRY TO TALK ON THE PHONE IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO LISTEN TO THE ABOVE!
and finally, IF YOU DO MAKE THIS IDIOTIC CHOICE, DON"T HIT THE TENDON AND NERVE!
I know someone who did this and I might,err, he might get to dive next weekend finally.
DO NOT TRY TO SPLIT FROZEN HAMBURGER PATTIES WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE!
DO NOT TRY TO TALK ON THE PHONE IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO LISTEN TO THE ABOVE!
and finally, IF YOU DO MAKE THIS IDIOTIC CHOICE, DON"T HIT THE TENDON AND NERVE!
I know someone who did this and I might,err, he might get to dive next weekend finally.
:rofl:
