So, I have to ask...

[dontaskme]

Cheese noser!

thats the best one so far

 

[justleesa]

Justleesa, you are one of my most favorite people on this board.

So how did you get dork-diver-monitoring duty today?

Did you cut NetDoc's cheese?

I think he did that all by himself :blinking:

bonjovi to you two

 

[dontaskme]

Why is it important to have a sack race for every dive ? and why would you put something like that in your log book ?

 

[The Chairman]

So, NetDoc, how does one get rid of Florida Keys sea lice?

Do they just eventually go away by themselves?

Or have you never had it?

Copious amounts of vinegar will help the itch. The best cure is to PREVENT them. Wash off in fresh water: don't let the buggers dry on you! You will find that the rash will be more intense where you have cloth clinging to your skin (like a waist band).

 

[trucker girl]

Sack Race! Oh- I think I'm gonna die!

 

[justleesa]

I thought you die with a split fin?

 

[nereas]

Copious amounts of vinegar will help the itch. The best cure is to PREVENT them. Wash off in fresh water: don't let the buggers dry on you! You will find that the rash will be more intense where you have cloth clinging to your skin (like a waist band).

I am past the stage of prevention, unfortunately.

It is on my neck, shoulders, and upper arms, and also ankles, where sea water entered at my dive skins.

I heard something about oatmeal baths, but not sure if it is worth it.

How long until it goes away? I have been back from the Florida Keys for a month now.

Next time I will take a shower on the live-aboard after every dive.

 

[nereas]

I thought you die with a split fin?

I think it takes a whole slew of dork issues before you actually die.

[Did you make that cartoon yourself, Justleesa?]

 

[nereas]

Why is it important to have a sack race for every dive ? and why would you put something like that in your log book ?

A new set of reading glasses might help.

 

[justleesa]

yeah...it's one of mine