I smoked for 38 years,
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I quit when I was 50
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Turns out I am allergic to cigarette smoke.
I used to smoke a cig when I had an allergy attack: it'd make me cough but also clear my chest and let me breathe easier much faster than anti-histamins available at the time.
Here's another good one: a classmate of mine tried to quit, landed in a hospital with hypertension and anxiety attack and pulse of 180 or some such. Few years later he tried again, same story. So after the 2nd time his doctor told him to quit trying. (That's over in .il, I suspect over here the doctors are legally not allowed to say anything like that.)