Why are we trying to get rid of the thing, anyway?
Uses:
Long hose divers without a canister light can loop their hose around their hose.
Replaces the stainless steel pointer rods. “Look over here!”
If he’s man enough, reef hook.
I’m sure there are others.
“Are you a tech diver?”
“Nah. The doubles are for bottom time. The argon is for the dry suit. The EAN Is for my backup buoyancy device!!!”
(I understand fluid movement doesn’t affect buoyancy. It’s a joke, people!)
DSMB?