Serious question, Nitrox and extended erections

[Graeme Fraser]

Why are we trying to get rid of the thing, anyway?
Uses:
Long hose divers without a canister light can loop their hose around their hose.
Replaces the stainless steel pointer rods. “Look over here!”
If he’s man enough, reef hook.

I’m sure there are others.

“Are you a tech diver?”
“Nah. The doubles are for bottom time. The argon is for the dry suit. The EAN Is for my backup buoyancy device!!!”
(I understand fluid movement doesn’t affect buoyancy. It’s a joke, people!)

DSMB?

 

[Bubblesong]

If he’s man enough, reef hook.

Are there Bobbit worms in Bonaire?

 

[txgoose]

Now I'm picturing the poor guy (sans wetsuit) trying to climb a boarding ladder in rough seas.

Deck hand/ dive master, “Here let me give you a han.......oh!........keep the tip. I’m good.”

 

[Jayfarmlaw]

Sorry, the 10 year old part of 50 year old me couldn't resist....I really tried....

Are you diving Nitrox...or just happy to see me?

Why do you carry your SMB inside you wets.....oh nevermind....

Isnt Extended Erection redundant?

Jay

 

[Addicted2H2O]

Does this give new meaning to the DIR phrase "diving a long hose"?

 

[caruso]

This is a serious question.

Could it be used as a snorkel?

 

[Addicted2H2O]

This is a serious question.

Could it be used as a snorkel?

Primary donate???

 

[txgoose]

DSMB?

Coast guard rescue team was heard describing how poor the conditions were. ‘If it weren’t for the size of his “D”SMB, we’d have never found them.’

 

[Addicted2H2O]

Coast guard rescue team was heard describing how poor the conditions were. ‘If it weren’t for the size of his “D”SMB, we’d have never found them.’

I see what you did there lmao!

 

[caruso]

Primary donate???

Now there's another one of those "can't unsee that mental image" posts.

"It's not what it looks like, we're not gay! He's out of AIR!"