Lightning Fish
Contributor
TheRedHead:Take Me to Your Leader - is the newbie who asks a question and receives a barrage of answers of differing opinions. He becomes so confused that he ultimately gropes for the alpha male in the group and gloms onto him in hopes he won't look so clueless in the future. The newbie then follows the alpha male until he becomes a bona fide member of the pack who echos the thoughts of the alpha male.
... and thus evolving, over a short period of time, into a Theoretical Genius.