SB INVADES THE KEYS... July 14-16, 2006!

[FlIrishman]

SOME of us are heading out to dive today..... :fruit:

Hope U have enough tanks!
Have a GREAT DAY - some of us have to work today!

Geo

 

[KBeck]

Sigh, I'll be working all week to earn that ONE day off on Friday.......Thanks for the directions, J. Someone PM'd me the confirmation info for the hotel (Thanks!), so I'm good to go.

I hope to make a giant batch of salsa for Saturday night's get-together, if time allows this week.

George, thanks much for that list....quite handy!! Jenny/Marvel/Mania, you guys wnt to plan things to bring? Do we need to bring our own sheets and blankets too?

 

[FlIrishman]

Do we need to bring our own sheets and blankets too?

The condo has sheets, blankets and pillows for master, 2 beds in 2nd bedroom and pullout.

I believe there R 3 sets of towels in each of the 2 bathrooms, U may need more if your packing divers into the condos. [ P.S. I've heard a rumor that Cave Cliff snores real loud!!??... ]

The kitchen towels and soap R important if you want to clean up. And the coffee if you want a 2nd pot. Oh - don't forget the 1/2 1/2 and sugar if you use it!

Geo
See Youall at 100 plus feet - or totally ****faced over slushy margaratas [ right KP?]

 

[SFLDiver]

Dear (select one: Boss, Tyrant, Dominatrix, Master, Clown, Officer) ______________ ,

Your hard-working and dedicated employee _______________ cannot possibly make it into work today, as (s)he has: (check all that apply)

__ a real life
__ full dive tanks
__ a boat seat with their name on it
__ a cold one awaiting them afterwards
__ reservations in paradise

This slip constitutes a full day reprieve free of cell phones and any work related on-call duties.

Any work related callers may be held repsonsible for costs of retrieval/replacement of afore mentioned cell phone from the depths of the deep blue sea.

Nuff said,
Syonara,
Buh Bye!

 

[H2Andy]

oh oh oh... another approach:

Dear [insert Chief Slave Driver's name]:

I can not attend work today or for the next six days due to having contracted
H5N1, also known as "bird flu." This is a highly contagious virus, and I must be
quarantined to prevent me infecting you and my co-workers.

Of course, if you want to risk a runaway epidemic at work (which will surely not look good on your performance report), then let me know and I'll show up immediately.
Be aware that I am coughing constantly and expelling phlegm and mucus, so I
advise everyone at the office to wear surgical masks to avoid any possible infection.

Sincerely, yours truly, blah blah blah

Moi

 

[SFLDiver]

Ya, just tell yer boss you've got tickets to go see

BIG DICK AND THE EXTENDERS

and see what kind of reaction you get.

 

[Orlando Eric]

ALRIGHTY! I have worked hard all week and everyone in my Patrol zone is now in the County Jail or moved to the next county to escape being slammed into the Pokey.

I am free and Clear Tues/Wed/Thursday. I am getting a Little mini-vacation to dive with some of you in Ft LAud. I unforunatley can not get the time off for the Keys trip.

I am looking forward to seeing you'se (ya'll) at 0800 Diving the American Dream.

 

[netmage]

Since I don't drink (much) anymore - unless George seems to be refilling my cup... I have massive quantities of the following to contribute to the 'tote'....

Bicardi (normal and 151), Captn Morgan, Apple Pucker, Bombay, Crown & Absolut... any requests.....?

 

[Former FLL Now MSP Diver]

Non-diving friends of mine were going to come down from Ft. Lauderdale for the weekend and share my two bedroom. I just learned that they won't be coming now.

So if anyone wants to get off a couch and into a real bed (or beds - I thinks there's two in the second bedroom) let me know.

Marc

 

[H2Andy]

BIG DICK AND THE EXTENDERS

i'm sorry ... i just had to see for myself