I've been thinking about this for 24 hours now, and I think Rich Smeggy is on to something, so I'm packing my bag and hitting the road on sort of a National Treasure Scavenger Hunt/Home Decorating Adventure.
First on the list is the Flag over the Iwo Jima statue so I can fly it in my front yard. It's not like it's the original one.
But with that nice flag my lawn is going to look pale. So I'm grabbing backhoe and going to the White House. They have such a nice lawn and besides, it'll grow back.
After I resod with the new Blue Fescue, I think I'll save a nice chunk and put it on my mantle next to the Moon Rock I managed to grab during my visit with NASA.
Third, I'm thinking an ear, or maybe just part of one from those guys at MT. Rushmore. I'll need chisel for that. I think it would make a nice birdbath if I turned it just right.
Finally, I'm going to shoot an American Bison in Yellowstone and stuff him. I'll put him in my living room where he should be just tall enough to position him so it looks like he's eating the grass off the mantle.
So thanks for diving with me, but a higher calling calls and thanks to "Captain" Tim, I know which tools to use to get the phone.
First on the list is the Flag over the Iwo Jima statue so I can fly it in my front yard. It's not like it's the original one.
But with that nice flag my lawn is going to look pale. So I'm grabbing backhoe and going to the White House. They have such a nice lawn and besides, it'll grow back.
After I resod with the new Blue Fescue, I think I'll save a nice chunk and put it on my mantle next to the Moon Rock I managed to grab during my visit with NASA.
Third, I'm thinking an ear, or maybe just part of one from those guys at MT. Rushmore. I'll need chisel for that. I think it would make a nice birdbath if I turned it just right.
Finally, I'm going to shoot an American Bison in Yellowstone and stuff him. I'll put him in my living room where he should be just tall enough to position him so it looks like he's eating the grass off the mantle.
So thanks for diving with me, but a higher calling calls and thanks to "Captain" Tim, I know which tools to use to get the phone.