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[SC_Hoaty]

Someone asked me, “Now that you’re retired, do you still have a job?”


I replied, “Yes I am my wife's sexual advisor."


Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"


"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my f***ing advice, she'll ask me for it.

 

[pidgiepoo]

^^^^ LOL- I already posted that one :blinking:

 

[SC_Hoaty]

Ooops!

 

[Insta-Gator]

Well, we're almost into the summer rerun season.

 

[pidgiepoo]

Well, we're almost into the summer rerun season.

Not a bad thing if the good ones come back around again...still make ya laugh

 

[gcarter]

http://gawker.com/lame-leno-skit-turns-unexpectedly-amazing-thanks-to-inc-499730705

 

[Insta-Gator]

http://gawker.com/lame-leno-skit-turns-unexpectedly-amazing-thanks-to-inc-499730705

That was great. They were good and the situation was very funny.

 

[Insta-Gator]

> GOTTA PEE
>
> Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.

> Both were very faithful and loving wives; however, they had gotten
> over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
>
> Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in
> the cemetery.
>
> One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her
> panties and use them.
>
> Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did
> not want to ruin them.
>
> She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with
> a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
>
> After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
>
> The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally
> sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
> husband and said:
> 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My
> wife came home with no panties!!'
>
> 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck
> to her butt that said.....
>
> From all of us at the Fire Station.
>
> We'll never forget you..''

 

[SC_Hoaty]

Was this grazie42? Poor guy!

Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet?s Nest - IBTimes UK

 

[pidgiepoo]

^^^^ What an idiot !

---------- Post added May 16th, 2013 at 05:09 PM ----------

First Grade Drawing - PRICELESS!
A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment.

The teacher graded it and the child took it home.

She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.
It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.
I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
This drawing is of me selling a shovel.