pidgiepoo
Contributor
Subject: Apartment Rent
> A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
>
> the night with her for $500. They did their thing,
>
> and, before he left, he told her that he did
>
> not have any cash with him, but he would have his
>
> secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling
>
> the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'
>
>
>
> On the way to the office, he started having regrets about
>
> what he had done. Realizing that the whole event had not been
>
> worth the price, he had his secretary send a check
>
> for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
>
>
>
> 'Dear Madam:
>
> Enclosed please find a check in the amount of $250 for rent
>
> of your apartment. Please note that I am not sending the amount
>
> agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under
> the
>
> impression that:
>
>
>
> #1 - it had never been occupied;
>
> #2 - there was plenty of heat; and
>
> #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
>
>
>
> However, upon occupancy I found that:
>
> #1 - it had been previously occupied,
>
> #2 - there wasn't any heat, and
>
> #3 - it was entirely too large.'
>
>
>
> Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned
>
> the check for $250 with the following note:
>
> ' Dear Sir:
>
> #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
>
> beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
>
> #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
>
> know how to operate the thermostat.
>
> #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
>
> regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture
>
> to fill it, please do not blame the management.
>
>
>
> So, in closing, please send the agreed upon rent in full or
>
> we will be forced to contact your present landlady.'
>
> A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
>
> the night with her for $500. They did their thing,
>
> and, before he left, he told her that he did
>
> not have any cash with him, but he would have his
>
> secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling
>
> the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'
>
>
>
> On the way to the office, he started having regrets about
>
> what he had done. Realizing that the whole event had not been
>
> worth the price, he had his secretary send a check
>
> for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
>
>
>
> 'Dear Madam:
>
> Enclosed please find a check in the amount of $250 for rent
>
> of your apartment. Please note that I am not sending the amount
>
> agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under
> the
>
> impression that:
>
>
>
> #1 - it had never been occupied;
>
> #2 - there was plenty of heat; and
>
> #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
>
>
>
> However, upon occupancy I found that:
>
> #1 - it had been previously occupied,
>
> #2 - there wasn't any heat, and
>
> #3 - it was entirely too large.'
>
>
>
> Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned
>
> the check for $250 with the following note:
>
> ' Dear Sir:
>
> #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
>
> beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
>
> #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
>
> know how to operate the thermostat.
>
> #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
>
> regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture
>
> to fill it, please do not blame the management.
>
>
>
> So, in closing, please send the agreed upon rent in full or
>
> we will be forced to contact your present landlady.'
>