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> >> A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches
> >> I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
> >>
> >> "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
> >>
> >> His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
> >> stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have
>
> >> a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It
> >> worked! The headaches are all gone."
> >>
> >> The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
> >>
> >> His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of
> >> fire in the bedroom these last few years Why don't you go see the
> >> hypnotist and see if he can do anything for t! hat?" The husband agrees
>
> >> to try it.
> >>
> >> Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
> >> clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts
> >> her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
> >>
> >> He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and
> >> jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never
> >> before.
> >>
> >> His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
> >>
> >> The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
> >>
> >> He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
> >> better than the first time.
> >> The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
> >>
> >> Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
> >>
> >> With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly
> >> follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the
> >> mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife.
> >> She's not my wife!"
> >>
> >> Services will be held on Monday
> >> I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
> >>
> >> "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
> >>
> >> His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
> >> stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have
>
> >> a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It
> >> worked! The headaches are all gone."
> >>
> >> The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
> >>
> >> His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of
> >> fire in the bedroom these last few years Why don't you go see the
> >> hypnotist and see if he can do anything for t! hat?" The husband agrees
>
> >> to try it.
> >>
> >> Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
> >> clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts
> >> her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
> >>
> >> He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and
> >> jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never
> >> before.
> >>
> >> His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
> >>
> >> The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
> >>
> >> He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
> >> better than the first time.
> >> The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
> >>
> >> Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
> >>
> >> With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly
> >> follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the
> >> mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife.
> >> She's not my wife!"
> >>
> >> Services will be held on Monday