That was pretty cruel! After the divorce, how will she ever stand on her own two feet? I heard there was a prenup, but she's apparently forgotten about it. Must have skipped right over it in all the excitement.
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ScubaBabe22
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Whats is a good looking man doing with a brunette?
Nothing, he's a hostage!
(I'm a brunette)
Nothing, he's a hostage!
(I'm a brunette)
Calvinandhobbs
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A salmon is swimming up stream and swims into a wall, what does it say?
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DAMN!!!
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DAMN!!!
Calvinandhobbs
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A guy walks in to a bar.
He says "ouch"
He says "ouch"
ScubaBabe22
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How many chicks from Vassar does it take to screw in a light bulb?
NONE! They're WOMEN!
NONE! They're WOMEN!
WaterWayne
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How many blonde Vassar broads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one -- she holds the light bulb and the world revolves around her.
Just one -- she holds the light bulb and the world revolves around her.
ThatsSomeBadHatHarry
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
venturediver
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all of the W's
She kept throwing away all of the W's
A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shots. The bartender asks, why did you order three shots? The guy tells him that he and his 2 brothers agreed that whenever they go into a bar they would always have a shot for each other.
2 weeks later the same guy walks into the bar but this time only orders 2 shots. the bartender was afraid to ask what happend to one of his brothers so instead asked him why he only ordered 2 shots this time. They guy replied "nothing happend, I quit drinking.........."
2 weeks later the same guy walks into the bar but this time only orders 2 shots. the bartender was afraid to ask what happend to one of his brothers so instead asked him why he only ordered 2 shots this time. They guy replied "nothing happend, I quit drinking.........."
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides
to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry,
officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides
to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry,
officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.
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