KC5UX
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A policeman stopped a car full of nuns. the cop asked the driver "Do you know how fast you were going?" Yes, Officer, the nun replied. I was going the posted speed limit 22 miles an hour. the officer said "No, Sister this is Highway 22. The speed limit is 55 mph." Oh, I'm so sorry said the nun, I misunderstood the signs, I'll be more careful in the future." The cop was about to let her go when he noticed 2 more nuns in the back seat. They were pale as ghosts, shaking in their boots and counting their beads. "What's wrong with them?" the policeman asked. The nun replied " Oh, they'll be Ok in a few minutes when they settle down. You see, officer, we just got off the 137."