kent_1848
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Hope you douche bags brought your A game!
Hint: It was spoken by an oscar winner.
No.H2Andy:
Hint: It was spoken by an oscar winner.
Name That Movie
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Ben Stiller: Along came Polly! That was tooooo stinking funny!
Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're ******' fired!
Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're ******' fired!
sandshaker
Contributor
There's Something about Mary
"Coach, not only will I do it for you, I...I...I..yes,,,yes I'll do it for you."
"Coach, not only will I do it for you, I...I...I..yes,,,yes I'll do it for you."
H2Andy
Contributor
kent_1848:
well, that's a swell hint, seeing as there are only like 10,234 Oscar
winners around right now...
but seriously, sorry i got the wrong answer and moved past you
rubberduck
Guest
sandshaker:
Waterboy
person 1: Get me the ball
person 2: I'll get you the ball
Person 1: GET ME TEH BALL
person 2: I"LL GET YOU THE BALL
person 1: I hope he doesn't kill anyone
ScubaBabe22
Guest
: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
: That is nicely put.
what movie?!
: That is nicely put.
what movie?!
The Replacements???rubberduck:
No clue.ScubaBabe22:
ScubaBabe22
Guest
NetDoc:
Boondock Saints
Cool... I never saw that one. How about:
Tuco: God is on our side because he hates the Yanks!
Blondie: God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
Tuco: God is on our side because he hates the Yanks!
Blondie: God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
ScubaBabe22
Guest
il brutto, il callavii something? You should see Boondock saints, its amazing.
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