venturediver
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How do I write women so well? Easy, I just think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability.
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venturediver:
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Post that one on the women's forum haha.
"If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your *** up there by now, wouldn't he?"
H2Andy
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full. metal. jacket.
Chung Mee: Opium is my business. The bridge mean more traffic. More traffic mean more money. More money mean more power.
Lawrence Bourne III: Yeah, well, before I commit any of that to memory, would there be anything in this for me?
Chung Mee: Speed is important in business. Time is money.
Lawrence Bourne III: You said opium was money.
Chung Mee: Money is Money.
Lawrence Bourne III: Well then, what is time again?
Chung Mee: Opium is my business. The bridge mean more traffic. More traffic mean more money. More money mean more power.
Lawrence Bourne III: Yeah, well, before I commit any of that to memory, would there be anything in this for me?
Chung Mee: Speed is important in business. Time is money.
Lawrence Bourne III: You said opium was money.
Chung Mee: Money is Money.
Lawrence Bourne III: Well then, what is time again?
That was Tom Hanks in Volunteers! 
Jefe: We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!
El Guapo: How many pinatas?
Jefe: Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!
El Guapo: How many pinatas?
Jefe: Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
venturediver
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That would be the Three Amigos senor
Drill Sgt.-Son, why are you in the Army?
Recruit-Well, I figure I'd better join before I got drafted.
Drill Sgt.-Son, there ain't no draft no more.
Recruit-There was one?
Drill Sgt.-Son, why are you in the Army?
Recruit-Well, I figure I'd better join before I got drafted.
Drill Sgt.-Son, there ain't no draft no more.
Recruit-There was one?
Stripes!
That's the fact Jack!
Frank Waturi: "I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? Harry. Yeah, Harry. But can he do the job? I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you' Harry! Harry, Harry. Yeah, Harry, but can he do the job? I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. Harry, I am not arguing that with you! Who said that? I didn't say that. If I said that, I would have been wrong. Maybe. Maybe. I'm not arguing that with you! Yeah, Harry, I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you! I am not arguing that with you! I am not arguing that with you! Who told you that? No! I told you that! Me! What? Maybe. Maybe, maybe. Maybe!"
That's the fact Jack!
Frank Waturi: "I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? Harry. Yeah, Harry. But can he do the job? I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you' Harry! Harry, Harry. Yeah, Harry, but can he do the job? I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. Harry, I am not arguing that with you! Who said that? I didn't say that. If I said that, I would have been wrong. Maybe. Maybe. I'm not arguing that with you! Yeah, Harry, I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you! I am not arguing that with you! I am not arguing that with you! Who told you that? No! I told you that! Me! What? Maybe. Maybe, maybe. Maybe!"
Joe vs. the Volcano!
"Destroy all closets!"
"Destroy all closets!"
venturediver
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Joe Versus the Volcano. That was a tough one.
Kid-My teacher says that beauty is only skin deep.
Parent- That's just something ugly people say.
Kid-My teacher says that beauty is only skin deep.
Parent- That's just something ugly people say.
Monster Inc??? Not sure on this one.DiverBry:
Way too easy: Liar Liar! (What a great line)venturediver:
A.J.: Joe I need to ask your advice. Now I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thi ng...
Joe: Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?
A.J.: Oh yeah, definitely.
venturediver
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Not too sure. Is it Empire Records?
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