ROFL, this is some funny uh, ... stuff.
I'm going to comment on a few comments, but not quote them cause I'm too lazy (I know, that isn't the Doing It Right).
Cornfed, my class was very positive. I didn't show much promise in the water, but the instructors were positive with their comments, and honest with their evaluations. Sunshine up your ***** isn't going to make you a better diver. I do suspect that GUE has become a little more PC over the years though. I've also seen some local DIR divers posting about going out and "practicing" skills and a GUE instructor posting back that was great, but that they needed to make sure that they incorporated fun dives into their practice. FUN was really the focus of DIR-F both times I took it. I have experience with 2 GUE instructors, and 5 GUE Instructor candidates. All were fun and positive.
BigboyDan, someday when you are bored, check out this link and meander around Andrew's schedule, then come back and tell us about how they have never heard about DIR outside of Florida:
http://ical.mac.com/WebObjects/iCal.woa/wa/default?d=1&u=andrewg5thd&v=1&y=2005&m=1&n=5thd-x.ics. Oh, how about those EKPP guys. Wonder if they have ever heard of GUE or DIR? Where are they again? Oh, yeah, France?
http://www.ekpp.org
I also dont understand how your frustration with your PADI card has anything to do with GUE or DIR. I would suspect that people don't have trouble getting their 21/35 (or whatever) fills with their Tech 2 cards
. On the other hand I'm not going to whip out my DIR-F card for a boat dive in Cozumel. Well, actually, a DIR-F card is totally useless, except if you want to take any other course from GUE.
This diving thing is funny. In EVERY sport you can take lessons and if you want to excel you practice. If you are even more serious, you may lift weights, do sport specific exercises and or eat a more specialized diet. I just don't get why people are so against DIR because it encourages those things. In diving it is even more important when you are relying on your buddy that they are squared away. If your golf partner shoots a 103 you sure as heck arent going to die!
Mark