My dive from Hell!!!

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Jep chained to the wall. A small yet serious looking group of Seahorses were getting ready to administer electroshock therapy. I overheard one of the Seahorses saying they should turn up the juice and teach him a lesson but he was quickly over ruled by their leader who said that would only bring them down to his level. No, they would attempt to administer the therapy in a proper fashion and thereby cure him of his evil trolling ways. Jep looked relieved but still somewhat nervous what with all the electrodes attached to his body. The first Seahorse threw the switch and Jep suddenly..
 
with great force was shot up through the castle tower out into the wild current and, to his surprise
 
Well at least Jeps finally gone, I thought, as I continued to explore the castle
 
my left nipple slide slowly down my chest and over my belly, then drop to the floor. It rolled towards the staircase. "My favorite nipple!" I screamed, clutching my chest where my nipple used to be. I tried to catch it before it was too late, but I wasn't fast enough. I heard it gently bouncing into the dark spiral. Mired in my nipplelessness, I
 
Woke up from this horrible dream realizing i was narced at 200 feet
 
"but not as nice as this" said a tiny mermaid who had been resting in my bellybutton, she started waving around a...
 
yellow flag and all the sudden a Baracudda struck fast and ate her. I was..
 

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