My dive from Hell!!!

[BTravlin]

Three more wishes! Now I need to plan a dive for tomorrow when I'm sober.

 

[rhadamantus]

"But," Dorko started, shaking his head, "you cannot reproduce wishes. just one more wish left, and that's it."

and so i took out from my pocket

 

[Scubakevdm]

a baby naked mole rat and smelled it's head while I pondered my last wish. "I wish I had all the super powers of Aquaman!" Poof...

 

[mavdog]

just then the mole rat bit the tip of my pinky finger. AAAAHHHHH!!! I screamed like a little school girl

 

[BTravlin]

and quickly doused the wound with cold beer and made it all better. I threw the nasty little mole rat into the ocean and watched the ungrateful varmint drown while I finished another cold one. Now if I can just use my newly acquired Aquaman powers to actually DIVE I will feel at one with the world again.

 

[Dzscubie]

Dive? Dorko asked me, between sips of the cold brew I had handed him when the damn rat bit my finger, do you really dive???

 

[Scubakevdm]

Since my new superpowers afforded me the luxury of not having to breathe compressed air at depth, I didn't have to worry about the dehydrating effects of aclohol interfering with the transfer of gases in my body, so I tucked a 12 pack under my arm, turned to him and said " Watch this!" and jumped in. At first,

 

[mavdog]

I thought it was the aclohol, but then, I realized it was the fish that I could hear talking to me.

 

[scubadale]

First, they thanked me for the mole rat and said it tasted like chicken, they then told me they like the assortment of food that the two legged creatures brought them. They asked if we could...

 

[rhadamantus]

talked it over lager how we can be of service to each other. I liked the fish that took charge but i didn't like the look on the rest of them who were eyeing me quite skeptically. At this point, I was already...