My dive from Hell!!!

[Scubakevdm]

"You know, you might be right!" So we jumped in the car, gear on and all and headed for Boca and the Hydro Atlantic. We arrived

 

[rhadamantus]

on what looked like a deserted pier. It turns out that he who was on the wheel was snoring.

 

[scubadale]

not snoring, snorting, it was a pig

 

[Scubakevdm]

"Crap!" I exclaimed as I looked over to see not my buddy, but a swine in the driver's seat. "No wonder we ended up on a deserted pier!" I knew one thing though, and that's that I wasn't going back to the pig farm. So I jammed the magic corn cob into my regulator exhaust valve and

 

[scubadale]

Grabbed my pointed dive knife, I don't use blunt tips, and started to prepare for a luau

 

[BTravlin]

while I summoned El Dorko the Magnificent and explained my second wish to have a large quantity of cold beer to go along with my pig roast. Just then a cooler the size of a dumptruck materialized and it was filled to the brim with ice cold bottles of

 

[mavdog]

Mmmmmm... Yummy Beer!!!!

 

[Scubakevdm]

This was actually quite fortunate, because with no buddy in sight my diving plans had sorta fallen through, and I was feeling powerful hot in my wetsuit standing in the swealtering heat. So I

 

[BTravlin]

popped a frosty one and proceeded to peel off my pink and neon green polka dotted wetsuit. With no dive buddy on hand I decided to put a serious dent in this cooler when a VW Thing came screeching to a halt in front of me and

 

[mavdog]

Out popped Dorko saying..."You have only one more wish. Whats it going to be?"