My dive from Hell!!!

[mavdog]

I washed the filth from my hands, but

 

[Scubakevdm]

the animal scent intermingled with the damp earthy garbage smell of their pen, and permeated my skin, which, no matter how hard I scrubbed, could not be tempered by even the most powerful award winning industrial pig scent removers. I could see that this dive would require

 

[BTravlin]

a huge bottle of Woolite and

 

[Scubakevdm]

a couple of jugs of 21/35. By the time I'd made it back over to the car,

 

[sandshaker]

I rememered I had the most industrial pig scent remover in my purse. *lucky me*

 

[BTravlin]

but then I remembered this doesn't work so I said the hell with it. It's time to dive pig stench and all! So I slipped into my pink and neon green polka dotted wetsuit and

 

[Rick Inman]

submerged into the brown waters of the pig pond.

 

[mavdog]

To my amazment I saw the most wonderful

 

[Scubakevdm]

corn cob. It was slender, and soft. There were even kernels here and there scattered across the cob. It wasn't until I pressed one of the ends of the cob into my regulator's exhaust valve that I made a most exciting discovery. This cob was a magic cob! Instantly,

 

[BTravlin]

Dorko the Magnficent (god of Dork Divers everywhere) appeared and granted me three wishes. I thought long and hard and then made my first wish.