Nailer99
Contributor
Doc Intrepid:Go to the store. Buy a twelvepack of Miller Lite and two (2) tubes of personal lube.
For grins, go with your dive buddy and tell the young lady at the register that you're having a party tonight - together...
Go home. Crack a beer. Put on a pair of gym shorts and some white socks. If the thing has suspenders, roll the top part down inside out until you come to the suspenders. Ensure the suspenders are properly off to each side, or else you may deball yourself suddenly and unexpectedly when you try to stand up. Pull the sucker on like a pair of trou. Finish the rest of the beer and crack another one.
Stand up and work the suspenders over your shoulders, then roll up the trunk of the suit up to your pits. Grab a tube of lube. Better drink the rest of the second beer now or else when your hands are all lubed up you'll drop the damned thing and commit alcohol abuse all over the carpet. Remove your watch and any rings you may be wearing (or other bling). Lube up both your wrists and the backs of your hands. Run your arms down into the sleeves and work your hands gently through the latex seals. Don one at a time for now. Be careful you don't catch anything on the latex seals, they can rip easily. Once you've got both your arms in the sleeves, look up, and hooking your fingers inside the neck seal, gently stretch the neck seal open and pull the seal down over your head. It will feel tight around your neck. It's supposed to. If it bothers you you can get a plastic tube device that runs around your neck that you can fold the neck seal over when you're on the boat, but its more of a PITA to put on that it is to endure the seal. Besides, the seal will relax over time.
If you haven't got enough material to get the neck seal over your melon, try making sure you have the crotch of the suit up into your crotch - give yourself all the material you've got. (This is why the telescoping torso of the DUI suits make them comparatively easier to don...) If you still can't get the damned thing on, then you've purchased the wrong suit. I recommend you consume at least another 3 or 4 beers before you tell your wife that you have to box it up and send it back and then buy another one.....
Any more questions, just ask! (Unless you got a P-valve. You'll have to figure that one out on your own... )
Best with your new suit...
Doc
I wish I'd read this before I tried donning my first drysuit. I think this ought to be stickeyed!