I think you like gear!
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Seems you may have also started a fascinating thread about a year ago on gear purchases that people most regretted making. I recently went back and summarized the 60+ responses to that thread, to see if there is a David Letterman Top Ten (there isn't). But, it may stimulate additional enlightening discussion on this thread, as gear we really regret buying would seem to be a bad deal. The responses were fascinating, appearing to fall into four broad categories: 1) gear considered clearly useless; 2) a brand or model of gear with which a poster had a unique, bad experience; 3) gear that didnt ultimately match their personal preference, and 4) gear that some liked and some regretted. A very rough, not statistically validated, summary of gear that people ultimately seem to MOST REGRET BUYING goes something like this:
1. Snorkels in general, particularly big snorkels, and dry snorkels
2. Small independent air sources, particularly Spare Airs, as well as small pony bottles (anything less than 19cf)
3. Combo octo/inflators
4. Colorful (pink, yellow, etc.) gear (exposure suits, fins, mask)
5. CHEAP gear (safety sausages, lights, reels)
6. BIG knives, cheap (rustable) knives, titanium knives
7. Jacket BCs instead of back-inflation models, and BCs instead of BP/W
8. AL 80 tanks instead of steel, and yoke valves instead of DIN valves
9. Computers that are air-only, console-mount instead of wrist-mount, and those with small read-outs
10. Masks with a big volume, a clear skirt, or a purge feature, and, of course, masks that leak
11. Gear bags that are too big (e.g. a huge Pelican hard case) or too small. Duffle gear style instead of backpack style bags. Bags that are cheap, and have metal zippers that rust
12. Split fins
13. Gadgets, such as retractors, tank bangers, shakers / noise makers
14. Exposure suits that dont fit (too small, too big), thick wetsuits (7 mm, even 5 mm), and stock size drysuits
15. Brass snaps instead of SS
16. Certain dive lights, such as expensive, handheld lights (instead of canister lights), tank lights, and cheap back-up lights that leaked
(At this point, those ready to spit at me for insulting their precious pink tanks and yellow fins should remember, this is just what others said, not MY preferences.)
Based on those responses, the profile of those most likely to DIVE WITHOUT REGRET (DWR, rather than DIR) seems to be those who wear a custom-fit, all black drysuit, with a small-volume black-skirted mask, dive a BP/W with DIN steel tanks and a 40cf pony, a canister light, a nitrox-capable wrist computer, and a small pair of cutting shears attached with SS clips. Their fins are black, and not split, but may or may not be attached with springs instead of straps. These divers write underwater with a slate or Wet Notes depending on their preference, but dont use a tank banger or shaker to make noise. Above all, they wont ever use a snorkel!
Hmmm. I need to sell some gear, I think.