O2BBubbleFree
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I sold a booster pump on eBay about three weeks ago, and tonight I found TWO listings for similar pumps that copied part of my ad, word for word!
“WARNING: HIGH-PRESSURE OXYGEN IS INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS! BEFORE BIDDING ON THIS ITEM MAKE SURE THAT YOU, ALL YOUR RELATIVES, ALL YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR DIVE BUDDIES, AND ALL YOUR NEIGHBORS KNOW THE RISKS OF WORKING WITH HIGH PRESSURE OXYGEN. IF YOU WIN THIS AUCTION, BE SURE THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO MANAGE THOSE RISKS. IT’S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, BUT ROCKET SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN CAUGHT OFF GUARD. IF YOU KILL YOURSELF OR SOMEONE ELSE, OR BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, DON’T BLAME ME, I WARNED YOU. THIS UNIT SHOULD BE CLEANED FOR OXYGEN SERVICE BY SOMEONE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING BEFORE IT IS USED.”
Maybe I should auction off my ad-writing services!
“WARNING: HIGH-PRESSURE OXYGEN IS INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS! BEFORE BIDDING ON THIS ITEM MAKE SURE THAT YOU, ALL YOUR RELATIVES, ALL YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR DIVE BUDDIES, AND ALL YOUR NEIGHBORS KNOW THE RISKS OF WORKING WITH HIGH PRESSURE OXYGEN. IF YOU WIN THIS AUCTION, BE SURE THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO MANAGE THOSE RISKS. IT’S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, BUT ROCKET SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN CAUGHT OFF GUARD. IF YOU KILL YOURSELF OR SOMEONE ELSE, OR BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, DON’T BLAME ME, I WARNED YOU. THIS UNIT SHOULD BE CLEANED FOR OXYGEN SERVICE BY SOMEONE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING BEFORE IT IS USED.”
Maybe I should auction off my ad-writing services!