Your continued denigration of any formal education suggests you have never had any quality formal education.
In reality, there are lots of Scuba Instructors who have no idea how to trim themselves out, much less teach that skill to others. It's not that he hasn't had "any" quality instruction, but that it can be a rare commodity.
I might not find one right away but you have to admit that there is a lot of sentences like good trim is horizontal, all the skills should be taught and performed horizontally… on SB.
Yep, and you'll find me posting that all the time. Why shouldn't you be able to do these simple, simple skills while horizontal? Like New York, if you can do it there, you can do it anywhere. One of my biggest pet peeves when living in the Keys. was to see a diver stop, descend, kneel
ON THE REEF, and then clear their mask. OMFG, I saw that almost every dive. Arrrrrrgh! Get off my reef!!! That's not the same as saying you should never break from being horizontal.
So, this is a problem with reading comprehension. When we say you should be able to do all skills horizontally, does not mean that you have to always be horizontal. Hell, my students easily remove and replace their BCDs while being horizontal and maintaining depth. It's not that hard if you have the skills and the inclination. I wonder how many can say they did this in their class or can do it now?
What I meant was being static vs moving (swimming).
While the rest of us are talking about "both". Getting neutral without moving is quite easy. You see the guys showing off in their Budha poses like they've accomplished nirvana underwater. Meh. My favorite neutral moment was as an adaptive Scuba dive assistant. I took an autistic girl diving with DiveHeart in the Keys. She really couldn't kick and had no clue how to maintain her trim or buoyancy, so I became her DPV. She really, really wanted to see a shark, so I guided her along the bottom, maintaining both of our trims and buoyancy, as we searched. We finally chanced on a sleeping nurse shark, and so we ducked under the ledge to see it closely. She was so excited I could feel her shake!!! I backed us out after a bit and soon came on an opening in the same ledge. Sure, I could have gone over it, but a caver buddy was with me and I felt like a challenge. We angled down, twisted a bit, and then went upwards, and were rewarded with a stunning vista afterward not having touched a thing. My cave buddy followed us and admitted he hit the edge, so it wasn't that easy for one, much less two.
A bit later, her normal DPV swam up and under us. She was upside down playing patty-cakes in trim with my diver. It was phreakin' awesome. Probably one of my most memorable dives ever.
While we're on that subject, if you want a real challenge and want to put some purpose in your diving, find Diveheart! Become a volunteer and really put your trim/buoyancy to the test. I guarantee that you'll get ten times more out of any time and effort you put into it. They even have a forum on here and would love to recruit you:
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