LOL I know the feeling. I've always just said "I don't know how long 'a while' is." In the ER, when you ask how much people drink, "a little" is pretty much the standard answer. Turns out that can mean anything from a glass of wine on your anniversary to a quart of whisky every day.
And if they've been in a fight or a crash, then the answer is "2-3 times whatever they say they had".
And don't forget, if they've been shot, stabbed, or otherwise assaulted, they "were just minding their own business, and these two dudes walked up"...