As a new diver and potential insta-buddy, I have to say; after reading various and sundry threads which reference IBs, I dread running into an experienced diver with a bad attitude. I've seen many entries from seemingly quite predjudiced divers and a few from seemingly open-minded divers. Many more from the former than the latter.
The last thing I need as I'm working on my skills is to be interrogated, judged, and perhaps then patronized before getting in the water. My adrenaline still courses as I prepare my gear, sometimes I flub it on assembly or donning (but manage to self-correct if given a few moments). When I enter the water it takes me some time to get my head right and settle into my training. It's an exhilerating experience. My skill set is adequate for now, but I'm trying to improve it.
Believe it or not, people who are experienced at something and know what they're doing usually inspire admiration and respect from those who are still learning. We observe and emulate you. Like it or not, if you are more experienced at something, most less-experienced people will look to you for leadership. It's human nature. Please bear that in mind when "interviewing" IBs. Some friendly, casual questions are natural however over-asserting your experience could intimidate a newbie and make them less than honest in an attempt to be "good enough."
Diving seems to me a sport where relaxation, both physical and mental, is key. Additional pressure from worrying about slowing someone down, not measuring up to their expectations, or ruining their dive certainly can't help one to dive at peak proficiency let alone improve.
Most of the comments regarding IBs that I've seen on Scubaboard make me hope that I will never, ever run into those who have posted them. As I mentioned, a few (notably on this thread, but on others as well) give me some hope that I may indeed be able to have a more positive experience if/when it's my turn to be the new guy IB.
If incompetant IBs are such a problem, couldn't one approach the DM and explain the problem and negotiate some appropriate resolution? If unqualified divers need too much handholding isn't this an issue with the diving professionals who take their money and throw them into the deep end?
Of course I'd be honest about my skills with anyone who asks. Lying to others is the same as lying to yourself. I'd try, to the best of my abilities, to keep up with a more experienced buddy and not to lessen their experience. I'd certainly not hesitate to ask for help if I knew, with my limited experience, that I was heading for trouble.
I'm sure that there are incompetant, uncaring and dangerous newbie IBs out there. From what I've read, I wonder if there aren't plenty of experienced IBs with the same qualities. Such are my scattered thoughts on this subject. If reading this makes you feel defensive and reactive perhaps you should honestly consider which type of experienced IB you are. You may react, defend, and flame at will. I've nothing more to say here.:10: