Im in bed dreaming of Sugar Plums :sleeping_ and what ever goes with them when at 0315 hours that #$@#% little box goes off with its obnoxious beeping.
I know its snowing hard so not to waste time I jump up throw in the tooth brush while I get into some sweats. I grab the pager, cell phone, radio, keys, gun and head out the door.
In the car I start it, turn on the radio and light bar. Then and only then do I bother to read the frickin thing. Two little words grace the screen. Two little words that make me glad I dont live in a housing tract that would have half the neighborhood looking at me. Those two little words to make me feel like the village idiot, which I was.
Im sure by now you have figured out what it said but incase you havent here are those two little words. LOW BATTERY!
Shut everything down, sneak back into the house, put everything away, put wood in the stove and get back into bed. So if anyone is looking for a Village Idiot Im available.
READ THE PAGER FIRST!!!!!
Gary Village Idiot D. :wacko:
I know its snowing hard so not to waste time I jump up throw in the tooth brush while I get into some sweats. I grab the pager, cell phone, radio, keys, gun and head out the door.
In the car I start it, turn on the radio and light bar. Then and only then do I bother to read the frickin thing. Two little words grace the screen. Two little words that make me glad I dont live in a housing tract that would have half the neighborhood looking at me. Those two little words to make me feel like the village idiot, which I was.
Im sure by now you have figured out what it said but incase you havent here are those two little words. LOW BATTERY!
Shut everything down, sneak back into the house, put everything away, put wood in the stove and get back into bed. So if anyone is looking for a Village Idiot Im available.
READ THE PAGER FIRST!!!!!
Gary Village Idiot D. :wacko: