How to pee every time

[Daner]

I think because of the risk of crapping your wetsuit by mistake... :mooner: :11:

I think I just peed!

 

[Beffers]

but i have sand issues. it takes me forever to get out of gear because i'm brushing everything off a million times to keep the dirt where it belongs! the plus side is that places that have picnic tables mean my buddies get treated to a table dance as i get out of my gear on the table, brushing sand off & getting dressed behind a towel...

Picnic tables were made to be changed on! Seriously, why would anyone try taking a wetsuit off in the dirt? And I thought I was the only one...

 

[Garrobo]

Carry an insulated container of hot water on board the boat. Just before you jump in dunk your hands in this water. You'll be peeing before you hit the water.

 

[pennypue]

Prior to diving I could NEVER bring myself to pee in water, whether ocean, pool or bathtub. My instructor told me I needed to get over that. So I went into training.

1. Get in the pool. Drink lots of alcohol. (No, not diving) Don't get out till you can pee. Work your way up to being able to talk to a stranger while peeing in the pool. This is why the alcohol helps.

2. Practice peeing in the shower.

3. Get in the shower in your clothes. Bring a plastic bag and plan on doing laundry afterwards. No running water either.....just pee in your clothes. (ok, ok.....try using depends instead!)

Once you can accomplish this, you're cured.

I read a university psych study where college students were being PAID to pee in their clothes. Pee, you get paid, no pee, no pay. :lol: Only a very very small number of subjects could manage to do it.

 

[Papa Steve]

This stuff is not copyrighted, right? There's a book in this somewhere. The hard part would be picking the right genre. Let's see - Self help; potty training; humor; Zen and the art of peeing off the back of a boat.
They say that the best humor is found in real life . . what a great example.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Prior to diving I could NEVER bring myself to pee in water, whether ocean, pool or bathtub. My instructor told me I needed to get over that. So I went into training.

1. Get in the pool. Drink lots of alcohol. (No, not diving) Don't get out till you can pee. Work your way up to being able to talk to a stranger while peeing in the pool. This is why the alcohol helps.

2. Practice peeing in the shower.

3. Get in the shower in your clothes. Bring a plastic bag and plan on doing laundry afterwards. No running water either.....just pee in your clothes.

Jeez... There are some people who pay good money for this!

 

[piikki]

Prior to diving I could NEVER bring myself to pee in water, whether ocean, pool or bathtub. My instructor told me I needed to get over that. So I went into training.

1. Get in the pool. Drink lots of alcohol. (No, not diving) Don't get out till you can pee. Work your way up to being able to talk to a stranger while peeing in the pool. This is why the alcohol helps.

Ok, are you the reason why the local YMCA pool is constantly closed?????

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Ok, are you the reason why the local YMCA pool is constantly closed?????

No... I think it was due to someone trying to force themselves to pee, and ended up inadvertantly launching a sea pickle. :shakehead

 

[DandyDon]

Pennypue never ceases to amaze me. She is a natural, but she works at this, too. :11:

 

[RedWingDiver]

This has been a strangely comforting thread to read since I had the exact same issue this past weekend. I didn't have any issues with wanting to go during the dive. The mind was certainly willing, but the tight wetsuit made it a near impossibility and it just wouldn't happen. When I went snoreling on the same trip without the wetsuit on, no problem whatsoever.