Suggestion How about an Old Coots Forum...?

[DandyDon]

You know, where we can post about colons, "Flomax," and such without grossing out those who don't remember Eisenhower.

The more I deal with becoming gray and not so tough, the more I wonder what I'm missing? I know about Geezer Gas, and I learned about DVT. What's next for this aging diver?

Just an idea. I guess I can handle it all in the current forums and try not to be a bother....

 

[Rick Murchison]

I suppose a discussion on the pros & cons of Viagra vs Cialis, and which interntional source if best, would be out of the question.

You suppose correctly.
Rick

 

[The Kraken]

There are no "old coots" on the board!!!
There may be many of us who are more advanced in years than others, be we are not "old coots"!

"Old" is a state of mind, not being.

I think any one of us on the board is as young as another.

I know diving and associating with divers younger than I keeps me young.

I REFUSE to become an "old coot".

the Mature K-oot

 

[The Chairman]

Does anyone understand what that old Koot was trying to say???

 

[El Orans]

Does anyone understand what that old Koot was trying to say???

Which one?

 

[The Kraken]

Leave out one little word and everyone becomes a critic!!!!

It's amazing what leaving out the word "no" can do to the meaning of a sentence, isn't it????

the demential K-oot

 

[Rick Murchison]

the demential K-oot

It's premature decrepitation, Kraken, that's what it is...
Rick

 

[Footslogger]

Well ...at 56 (soon to be 57) I guess I pass the entry requirments but despite the miles on this chassis I still think and act like someone in their 30's. Not sure I'd relate very well to anyone who considered themself to be an old coot.

'Slogger

 

[The Kraken]

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If you order over the phone we will include, in this great offer, a complete set of Stainless Steel Ginzu Diving Knives (Not sold in LDS's)

Go to the phone and dial 1-800-555-CRAB RIGHT NOW !!!!!

Patent pending.

the K

 

[Bratface]

Don, Don, Don... shame on you! We're not "old coots," just well-aged wines with a maturity others will come to envy some day. Ah, if only the young ladies loved us for such wisdom rather than for our wallets!

By the way, what does a colonoscopy cost?



Dr. Bill.....shame on you, you old dog. Chasing around after the younger chicks and wasting all your energy. There's plenty of us older ladies around that still have it going on. What's wrong with a 50 year old hottie? Plus we have our own wallets.

By the way, we can arrange for your colonoscopy for free....without anesthesia.

 

[Walter]

LOL! Darlin', you are a joy!