how a plan is made

[clive francis]

In the beginning there was The Plan
And then came the Assumptions,
And the assumptions were without form,
And The Plan was completely without Substance
And darkness fell upon the face of the Workers,
And the Workers spoke among themselves, saying "It is a
crock of s...t and it stinketh. ... "
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,
"It is a pile of dung and none can abide the odour thereof."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth
unto them, "It is a container of excrement and it is very
strong, such that none may abide it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth
unto them, "It contains that which aids plants growth and is very
strong."
And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and
sayeth unto them, "It promotes growth and is very powerful."
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and
sayeth unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the
growth and efficiency of this Company and in these areas in particular."

And the President looked upon the Plan,
And saw that it was good.
And The Plan became Policy.
And lo, this is how S...T happens.

 

[Hoppy]

LOL , thkx for brightening a day ruined by a Plan