Haiku Diving Rules (an excercise in the creative expression of diving knowledge)

[Buoyant1]

Shark he is my friend
Big teeth he has to bite me
Hide behind the rock

 

[Buoyant1]

Morning come go dive
Cannot forget my wetsuit
I was in the pool!

 

[Buoyant1]

"Tangle Master" reel
May get you stuck on wreck dive
Sleeping with the fish

 

[Buoyant1]

Ask on Scubaboard
Which BC to purchase next
Back plate and a wing

 

[Thalassamania]

Freezing morning here
Did not wash my suit last night
Frozen solid mess

 

[grassyknoll]

Daughters' OW class,
forty-eight degree water
half made it, she's one.

 

[ClayJar]

Wetsuit divers say,
"See, I could make that dive, too!"
Drysuits dive it twice.
​

 

[SeaYoda]

Yoda is alive
Much like home this sounds to me
Yes, Yoda does dive!​

 

[ClayJar]

I remember well...
SeaYoda. SeaYoda dive.
Dive SeaYoda, dive.
​

 

[Buoyant1]

I am Sam I am
Do not like Green Eggs and Ham
Sam I am I am

(I know...not dive related..but couldn't resist!)