Haiku Diving Rules (an excercise in the creative expression of diving knowledge)

[ClayJar]

Haiku diving rules
Not really the proper form
Good enough for us

Post your haiku rules
Also, you must use that form
If you must comment

Haiku for this thread
Is three lines -- five, seven, five
Syllables per line

All free-form comments
Ignoring proper meter
Will be fully shunned :no

Fun this may well be
However knowledge need not
Be so boring, eh?

For easy linking
Just one haiku rule per post
Reference by number

(Feel free to improve
By writing new haiku for
Similar concepts)​

 

[ClayJar]

Silt storms engulf you
Next time perhaps consider
Horizontal trim​

 

[ClayJar]

Air added deeper
Must empty on the ascent
Else you polaris​

 

[ClayJar]

Always dive breathing
Never holding on ascent
No embolism​

 

[loosebits]

Keeping the bottom
On the bottom wins much praise
Silting not so much​

 

[loosebits]

Watch your dive buddy
He has your air and you his
Save enough for both​

 

[ClayJar]

Buddy has the air
Someday I may need to breathe
Let's stay together​

 

[loosebits]

With nice slow ascents
and always a safety stop
means no chamber ride​

 

[ClayJar]

Racing up is bad
Take it slow and make your stops
Who wants DCS?​

 

[ClayJar]

Redundancy is,
In this thread and in diving,
Quite popular, eh? ​